As you search to find the last noodle in your $1 ramen cup (can’t let any go to waste!), 11-month-old Stormi Webster is living it up on her first Nobu dinner date with muva Kylie Jenner. I can honestly say I never thought I’d be so jealous of a legit baby, but here we are! You’ll feel the same way, too, once you hear what she was munching on.
In case you aren’t ~in the know~, Nobu is, like, top-tier sushi. Future rapped about his love for it in that “Jumpman” bop, the Beckhams eat there, and Bumble uses it a destination for swanky dating app events. It’s fancy.
All the non-near-billionaire babies out there might be accustomed to eating grocery store baby food or whatever, but not Stormi. Since the little nugget rolls with the Kardashians and Travis Scott, she gets the best of the best. For Stormi, the best is a plate of white fish sashimi.
Kylie posted a pic of their meal on her Instagram Stories and when you compare the picture to Nobu’s menu, it looks like Stormi might have had nine pieces of the fluke, which is $63 total. Casual. To be fair, Kylie probably ordered it and was sharing it with her, but still. $7 per piece is nothing to sneeze at.